Family Mishap Prints

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

Family Sidecar

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

"I don't understand people who say children should be seen and not heard. Why would anyone want to hear them?"

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"When they say to use protection... this is what you're protecting against."

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

'Try not to make this doctor nervous ? this will be his first operation.'

'You'll turn into a butterfly.'

"Here we are in Jackson Hole and our luggage went to Hawaii!"

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

"Flight or fight!"

'It's been an interesting evening. Do you mind if I use your ledge for a minute?'

"I always thought you'd look great, covered in spiders."

Airline luggage return: 'Next time, send my luggage to Paris, Texas, and me, to Paris France'

witch landing

"Can you imagine what it would have been like if I hadn't faked headaches?"