Vacation Mishap Prints

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

"Here we are in Jackson Hole and our luggage went to Hawaii!"

'I'm afraid its a classic case of seaside blowback.'

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'Is this business class?'

"Flight or fight!"

Visit the Antarctic: The world's last free smoking zone!

Terminal 5 lost luggage ID department.

Airline luggage return: 'Next time, send my luggage to Paris, Texas, and me, to Paris France'

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

The Grim Reaper is standing at the airport baggage claim waiting to pick up his scythe case from the luggage conveyor.

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

'For me, this was just a bad time share swap.'