Family Mealtime Prints

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"They grow up so fast."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"She's been so creative lately."

"You do like octopus?"

Haircuts

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Chez Nous Menu

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'She's just great with the children.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Swinging

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'