Meal Time Prints

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"You do like octopus?"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"You keep impeccable time."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Please don't kill me."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

Soup Surprise

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

"Save some for Daddy, Buttercup."

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

Brunch for Cows

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

To the best gran in the world.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Woman opens sushi box.

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

Catering for a large family.

312 - Eat A Lot On The First Date