Family Mealtime Enthusiast Prints

Two children and their nurse sat down for a meal

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"You've all been like a company to me."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"Michael, do your dinner."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

"More aphorisms, please!"

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.