Family Meal Appreciator Prints

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Is the MSG local?"

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"You've all been like a company to me."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

"Michael, do your dinner."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"More aphorisms, please!"

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"What's it gonna take for all of us to eat together like a family?"

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

'Fish or chicken?' - Pilot has the choice of 2 types of airline food at home.

The Stat family

"This fat free meal is also taste free!"