Family Meal Appreciator Gifts

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Is the MSG local?"

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"You've all been like a company to me."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Michael, do your dinner."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"More aphorisms, please!"

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

"What's it gonna take for all of us to eat together like a family?"

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

Teddy! Time for dinner!! I'm doing an essay on values. I need examples of oppressive values that hold people down. Sit! This hour is non-negotiable. Got it! Family values!

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

'Fish or chicken?' - Pilot has the choice of 2 types of airline food at home.

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

The Stat family