Family Lineage Lover T-Shirts

And remember son, never take your grandfather's picture down from the boardroom - it's bugged.

'It's ok Percy, great Grandma Gertrude is much nicer than she looks...'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'I inherited therefore I am'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"Today in school we studied the great works of antiquity - the pyramids, the coliseum, the abandoned shopping mall on Route 6."

Genealogical picture of Mr. Punch.

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

"I don't want to be an alarmist, but there's a dumpster in the driveway."

'In a surprise move today, the Kennedy family applied for statehood.'

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

'Your father just needs the will to live-tell him you're ready to take over the family business.'

"I'm immortal, son, so all this will never be yours."

'One day son, all this will not be yours.'