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'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"That's not how I sat on you."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

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'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

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"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

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'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

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