Family History Sharing Pillows

'...Yes, I do still have all of your Dad's love emails on floppy disc somewhere.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Changes at home

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

"Great photo."

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

"So, kids, you should all be thankful we don't live during a potato famine. Especially you, Jimmy."

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."