Family Fun Captain Gifts

"Okay! I'm letting go! Just stay straight! Do not get hurt! Your mother will never forgive me!!"

'Let's get busy with the snow-woman. Here's Daddy with the snow.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'She's just great with the children.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Balloon Kids

Swinging

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'Ready Mum?'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Circus Act

The Family Joules: Part 5

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"Ah...here they are!"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'