Family Food Adventures Pillows

"Ok mummy, perhaps this isn't so crummy!"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Hungry child

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

A man and baby wearing bibs

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Baby in Bike Basket

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

'Just like when YOU cook or mom cooks???'

Screen Time at the Dining Table

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

"There are kids in this world who would love to have a working dinner with their parents."

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

"We could go out to eat every night and cut our grocery bill to nothing."

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."