Family Finance Entertainers Pillows

"Your mother and I have decided to introduce negative pocket money."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Jumping Wall Street.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Yes, they are all dependants."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'Sorry, folks! The CEO and Board of Directors didn't show up.'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"I know they say that laughter at work is healthy, but not when they're laughing at our profit forecasts!"

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

A family choir

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

'This drug treats 'stock market jitters' but a side effect is 'irrational exuberance'.'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

Absolutely No Credit

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

Little Investment on the Praire

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

Home theatre.

'I thought we were going to the zoo too, but look at that red blob there...doesn't it look like a bird? Or a cow?'

Children use their dad as a seesaw base.

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'