Family Finance Entertainers Prints

"Your mother and I have decided to introduce negative pocket money."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Jumping Wall Street.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

Yes, they are all dependants."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'Sorry, folks! The CEO and Board of Directors didn't show up.'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"I know they say that laughter at work is healthy, but not when they're laughing at our profit forecasts!"

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

A family choir

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'This drug treats 'stock market jitters' but a side effect is 'irrational exuberance'.'

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

Absolutely No Credit

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

Little Investment on the Praire

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

White Collar Imposter

'I thought we were going to the zoo too, but look at that red blob there...doesn't it look like a bird? Or a cow?'

Home theatre.

Children use their dad as a seesaw base.