Family Favorite Enjoyer T-Shirts

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Hi-yah!"

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Swinging

Office pics on dinner table.

Balloon Kids

Lamb Noise.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

It's a Boy

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

Mother's Love

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'They're a very successful family.'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

'I'll take a glassfull and he'll take a bowlfull!'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Abstract expressionist face painting.