Family Favorite Enjoyer Pillows

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Hi-yah!"

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Office pics on dinner table.

Lamb Noise.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Balloon Kids

Swinging

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

I love my family!

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

Mother's Love

It's a Boy

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

'I'll take a glassfull and he'll take a bowlfull!'

'They're a very successful family.'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"