Family Joy Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Hi-yah!"

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'She's just great with the children.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'The kids were so sweet...'

Balloon Kids

Office pics on dinner table.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Lamb Noise.

Swinging

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"I'm so good at this!"

It's a Boy

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Mother's Love

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'