Family Exchange Gifts

'Hello. I'm Willy. Tommy and I have exchanged homes.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

A meeting on the pier

Fluffy's first and last day as an exchange student.

"I'm transferring you to our new Asian affiliate, Hawkins. It'll be a great Korea move for you."

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

A couple with a new baby

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

Interfaith dialogue

'You can forget about the fertility dance this year - we've already got ten kids!'

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

Coronovirus dreams

English men in France talking to each in French before they realise...

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

'But she's too ugly to be my duckling. I want a DNA test!'

"Could you help me with this?"

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

A woman knits from a globe.

English lamb at French farmers fancy dress party

"Our Brian's back from his gap year in Africa... and he's brought his laundry."

Scolding

The International Date Line