Family Elder Pillows

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

To protest the lousy food at the nursing home, the guys, just like back in the day, staged a 'sit-in'. Unfortunately, nobody noticed.

Ageing Population

Boomer Emojis

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Careful."

Speed Dating.

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'I'm fighting ageing.'

Toothless Meal

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

Dino Snack

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'