Family Discussion Dynamo Pillows

Daddy, I have something to tell you that might affect your views on abortion.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Ahhh...'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

A child as a pet substitute.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

Donald Trump

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Engineer on the move.

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

Arrogant junior barrister

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

"We need to have a serious talk."

Got Rationality?

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"