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'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

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"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

'You have a friend request.'

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"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

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Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

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"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

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"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"This has been fun, Dad, but I need to spend more quality time with my smartphone."

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

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The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

'Believe me, Luci, it's hard being a boss! You want to be everyone's friend...but you can't...I wonder what you'll be when you grow up...'

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

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"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

After 15 years Mike was released

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"I got the best gift ever! A phone call from my brother in Afghanistan!"