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"Twenty-thousand eggs, but do they ever call?"

"Neil Simon, where are you?"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

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"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Coronovirus dreams

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

Unplugged.

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"This has been fun, Dad, but I need to spend more quality time with my smartphone."

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

Connecting

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

Bubbies and technology

'Believe me, Luci, it's hard being a boss! You want to be everyone's friend...but you can't...I wonder what you'll be when you grow up...'

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"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"I got the best gift ever! A phone call from my brother in Afghanistan!"

Online Couples Therapy

After 15 years Mike was released

A cold day in Hell.

New Years Resolutions 2021.