"Twenty-thousand eggs, but do they ever call?"
Family Connection Seekers Gifts
Looking for a gift for your family connection seeker? Discover creative, humorous products perfect for those who treasure family ties. From mugs to prints, find something that celebrates your closest bonds and brings smiles to their face.
"Neil Simon, where are you?"
'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'
Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.
'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'
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"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"
'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'
It is nice to connect with family from other planets
Coronovirus dreams
"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"
"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."
The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)
Grandma is texting her grandchildren.
Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.
Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?
Unplugged.
"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."
"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"
"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."
"This has been fun, Dad, but I need to spend more quality time with my smartphone."
The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.
"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."
Connecting
"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."
Bubbies and technology
'Believe me, Luci, it's hard being a boss! You want to be everyone's friend...but you can't...I wonder what you'll be when you grow up...'
Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart
"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"
"I got the best gift ever! A phone call from my brother in Afghanistan!"
Online Couples Therapy
After 15 years Mike was released
A cold day in Hell.
New Years Resolutions 2021.
Family Connection Seekers Gifts Collection
Family Connection Seekers Mugs
Explore our collection of family connection mugs and find a humorous or heartfelt design that celebrates your family bonds.
Family Connection Seekers Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that highlight family love—perfect for family connection seekers wanting comfort and cheer.
Family Connection Seekers Prints
Browse our inspiring family prints to decorate your home with love, laughter, and meaningful connections.
Family Connection Seekers T-Shirts
Check out our family-themed t-shirts, crafted for those who love to wear their family pride with humor and style.