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"Twenty-thousand eggs, but do they ever call?"

"Neil Simon, where are you?"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

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"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

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"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

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Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

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Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Unplugged.

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

"This has been fun, Dad, but I need to spend more quality time with my smartphone."

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

Connecting

'Believe me, Luci, it's hard being a boss! You want to be everyone's friend...but you can't...I wonder what you'll be when you grow up...'

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

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After 15 years Mike was released

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"I got the best gift ever! A phone call from my brother in Afghanistan!"

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"Thanks and I assure you you picked the right man for the job, Dad."

A cold day in Hell.

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