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'I was just looking at you and wondering what my grandchildren would look like if you and my daughter started dating again, fell in love, got married and had some!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

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"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

'You have a friend request.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

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"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

Unplugged.

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"This has been fun, Dad, but I need to spend more quality time with my smartphone."

Social Networking Explained.

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

'Believe me, Luci, it's hard being a boss! You want to be everyone's friend...but you can't...I wonder what you'll be when you grow up...'

Bubbies and technology

Connecting

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."