Family Conductor Gifts

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Oh, no

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Von Trapp family masks

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Fricka arrives.

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

The relay race

A family choir

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

"I took the road less travelled..."

"Moses, it's your mother. It's the only way I could get hold of you. You never call."

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"You promised to stop bringing your work home."

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

Home theatre.

"And now it's time for the 0'Malley family remake of Battleship Potemkin!"

Children use their dad as a seesaw base.

'I thought we were going to the zoo too, but look at that red blob there...doesn't it look like a bird? Or a cow?'

"Hello mother. . ."