
One Man Band.
Looking for a gift for a sound conductor or music enthusiast? Our collection features witty, creative designs that celebrate their passion for orchestrating harmony. Whether they’re leading an orchestra or just love music, our products make a memorable gift for any occasion, blending humor and thoughtfulness in every piece.
One Man Band.
Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.
A Symphony of Penguins
QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.
Felix Mendelssohn
No Elgar!
Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'
'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'
Orchestra.
The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra
Taking a peek at the audience
"Bravo!"
Allegro con molto espresso
Packed like sardines
Frederic Chopin
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
Statue turns into conductor when it snows.
An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.
"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."
Orchestra Class Air Guitar.
I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...
Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."
Malcolm Sargent
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."
'This Mouse is going to be huge!'
The Little Engine That Wouldn't
Latest Railway Marvel.
Golden age of music
Cello Concert
Sir Edward Elgar
George Martin
"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."
"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"
'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'
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