Family Computer Enthusiast Pillows

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

It's a Boy

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'They're a very successful family.'

Like father like son.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Thank God It's Friday.

Facebook For Dogs.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Virtual Beach

Essex computer.

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Family.

A couple with a new baby

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

Production manager with lots of children.

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'