Family Tech Guru Pillows

"I always thought there was no such thing as a stupid question. Then I tried to show Grampa how to use Facebook."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"Your technical support team is here, Grandad."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

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"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

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'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

'Your son stopped passing notes to his friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

"Go ask your search engine."

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

'Mom, I need a push.'