Family Choreographer Gifts

"I see your problem, honey. You're doing everything 'waterfall'. You should switch to 'agile'."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Save us!'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Cossack dancers

Odette from Swan Lake

"First break since 2008."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Orchestra conductor

Moulin Rouge Security

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Baby On Boardroom

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.