Family Choreographer Mugs

"I see your problem, honey. You're doing everything 'waterfall'. You should switch to 'agile'."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Dancing with the Star Wars

"First break since 2008."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'Save us!'

Cossack dancers

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Odette from Swan Lake

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Orchestra conductor

Baby On Boardroom

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo