Family Freestyle Choreographer Gifts

"Are you going to help with the washing up?"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Save us!'

"First break since 2008."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Baby On Boardroom

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Balancing Family and Work

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."