Family-centric Soul T-Shirts

'I thought I'd have one more look at the old room before I leave for college.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Balloon Kids

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

Family Feeling

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

"No, I thought YOU put the picnic basket in the car."

Future Micro MGR.

Igloo Art.

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Proud Mum.

"I've spent so much time with my family that I've started to lose sight of what really matters."

"Another problem is that I haven't had dinner with my family for a week."

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

Old School Call Forwarding

"I don’t care if your daughter gave it to you for Father’s Day, Glen – get rid of it."

"Marry you? This is so sudden, I don't know what to say!"

'These figures on parental leave are truly shocking...'

'Just a minute while your father figures this out.'

It's a beautiful thing, watching your children grow into mature, responsible adults...

"Last, but not least, give my child a seat by the window so I can see her on my drone camera."

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

"Fred Homerson! How are you? How's the wife? The kids? The traditional family values?"

"After I stopped telling the kids vegetables were good for them, they started eating them."

"You'll have to listen to Gramps tell you about how tough it was when he was a kid...but then he'll give you the dollar anyway!"

I Wooden Be Anything Without You

Interview panel - '...and what makes you the best member of my family for this job?'

"Our family. We ran out of room years ago."

"Am I talent or product?"

"I need to cut back on work and spend more time with the children. . . how many do we have?"

Girl.