Family-centric Soul Prints

'I thought I'd have one more look at the old room before I leave for college.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Balloon Kids

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

Family Feeling

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

Igloo Art.

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Proud Mum.

"No, I thought YOU put the picnic basket in the car."

Future Micro MGR.

"I've spent so much time with my family that I've started to lose sight of what really matters."

Old School Call Forwarding

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

"Another problem is that I haven't had dinner with my family for a week."

"I don’t care if your daughter gave it to you for Father’s Day, Glen – get rid of it."

'Just a minute while your father figures this out.'

"Marry you? This is so sudden, I don't know what to say!"

'These figures on parental leave are truly shocking...'

It's a beautiful thing, watching your children grow into mature, responsible adults...

"Last, but not least, give my child a seat by the window so I can see her on my drone camera."

I Wooden Be Anything Without You

'They're not like popsickles, Sir...They're just too warm and syrupy.'

"After I stopped telling the kids vegetables were good for them, they started eating them."

"You'll have to listen to Gramps tell you about how tough it was when he was a kid...but then he'll give you the dollar anyway!"

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

"Fred Homerson! How are you? How's the wife? The kids? The traditional family values?"

"You should never be embarrased to ask for help, Grandpa."

"Our family. We ran out of room years ago."

Interview panel - '...and what makes you the best member of my family for this job?'

"Am I talent or product?"

Angry White Males.