Family Business Struggles Gifts

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..."

'As a member of our great company family, my pink slip was signed with 'Yours Aunt Anny, personnel manager''.

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"This is what happens when a family business doesn't have a succession plan!"

"Ma didn't want to leave out anyone."

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'There's no need for you to state your opinion, son. Just lipsynching mine will do fine.'

"I brought you up here today, son, because I wanted you to get a feel for the scope of this damned thing."

'My son decided to join the firm. You have six months to shape him into executive timber.'

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Future Micro MGR.

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."