Fame Seeker Pals Pillows

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"She's all over YouTube."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'Ready Mum?'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Hollywood or bust!

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"I've decided to have a kid."

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

As Seen On TV

Restraining orders from the stars.

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"