Fame Seeker Pals Pillows

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Jack Gleeson

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"She's all over YouTube."

'Ready Mum?'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

Hollywood or bust!

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"I've decided to have a kid."

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"