Fame Navigator Gifts

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Island of Lost Guys.

"I'm a bit concerned the staff don't respect me, they've given me a nickname."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Recalculating

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

Confused drivers

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A series of Exit signs.

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

Get ready ... Get set ...

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Arrow Church

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

"We need to get over ourselves and ask for directions!"

Robert Frost. "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood..." And that was before they had GPS's!

'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'

Second Chance Exit.

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'