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'Yes I am a pony buddy! Falabella! Respect me or I'll bite your knees!'

6 Brothers Falafel

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Eat my dust!"

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

Fox hunting.

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

Tortoise and the Hare

The tortoise and hare

Flamenco

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

Child puts his finger in a dam to prevent it flooding.

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

The Emperor's New Speedo

"Now. Hear. This."

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

'Is it faster than a hare?'

The Frogs and the Hare.

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.