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'Yes I am a pony buddy! Falabella! Respect me or I'll bite your knees!'

6 Brothers Falafel

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Eat my dust!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

Fox hunting.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

Tortoise and the Hare

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

Flamenco

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

The tortoise and hare

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

Yeah, yeah, yeah - tell my editor the fables are almost done, and she'll have them as soon as

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Child puts his finger in a dam to prevent it flooding.

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

'Is it faster than a hare?'

"Now. Hear. This."

The Emperor's New Speedo

The Frogs and the Hare.

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"