Falafel Fanatic T-Shirts

"Why is it we never focus on the things that unite us, like falafel?"

"There are several regional dialects to the Arabic language. Right now we're learning the falafel sandwich shop dialect."

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

6 Brothers Falafel

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Be creative...!"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Our visit to the flan factory.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Bake off: Flan B

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

Bagel Story

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

'The bad news is I left the presentation at home. The good news is we're having fresh waffles.'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

Toupee in a tin.

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

Lox Ness Monster

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

"How do you keep a bagel from getting away?"

Flamenco

Almost Everything Bagel