Fajita Fan Pillows

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Margarita

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Regular service or affected?"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Complementary Beverages

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Making healthy eating bearable.

How Piñatas Are Born

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Your Palm

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!