Fajita Fan Pillows

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Margarita

Big Bang Theory.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"Regular service or affected?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Complementary Beverages

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Making healthy eating bearable.

How Piñatas Are Born

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

Your Palm

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."