Faithful Tv Watchers Pillows

"Watch with brother"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Watching telly

And here is the day's news that we are going shove down your throat.

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

TV and man

Hence the name.

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"Synchronized sitting"

After hours TV.

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

The Sports Fanatic

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'And on today's show we're offering sensible advice for money worries, interspersed with adverts for crippling loans and online gambling.'

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

Religious man watching religious TV