Faithful Trader Pillows

The church of our lady of wall street.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Monk Prompt

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"The buck really stops with him."

Jesus wept

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

Men's Prayer Group.

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."