Faithful Promoter Mugs

"Good morning! I'd like to come in and talk to you about the Bible..."

"That's our new church mascot."

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

Club DJ.

"I think it's the company logo."

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

'Could I get back to you on that one? My broker says my stock went back up!'

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"So much for that publicity stunt."

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

How to Succeed in Business - Strategy 2: Build relationships at the highest level.

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

"And now, our newest hit song..."

Give and Take.

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

'I'll be seeing you again right after our Quarterly Earnings Report.'

The Stock Market Giveth. . . The Stock Market Taketh Away.

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'