Faithful Fixer-upper Gifts

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

"There's nothing wrong with your marriage that an extra bathroom and walk-in closet can't solve."

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

Well paid job

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

'While we're on the subject, when are you going to do something about those potholes in our driveway at home?'

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"