Faithful Fakery Aficionados Gifts

'They're praying the school doesn't find out that they've been pretending to be religious.'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Who's the new guy?'

Photobooth Photobomb

Face Mask Romance

Trump returns home

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"

'Welcome to the Business Ethics course. Today we're going to start with the basics.'

'Emotional blackmail.'

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'Of course, Mr. Handley here is the one who does all the hiring and firing.'

Truman Capote

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

Career counselor: 'If you want a great job, that won't be exported, get into politics.'

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

Trump's Wall

Disgruntled former employees

"I find it helps me concentrate."

"Hi, I'm Hugo -- I'll be your compliance officer."

'Just out of curiosity, do you have a best case scenario?'