Faithful Equestrian Pillows

Bridgehampton Riding Academy

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Monk Prompt

Christian and Born again Christian...

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'Pop-up Bible.'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"The buck really stops with him."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

Men's Prayer Group.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

Pope Francis

Decisions a Pope makes

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"But how many followers do you have?"

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.