Faithful Crammer Pillows

'My gran reads her bible a lot. She's cramming for her finals.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

The church of our lady of wall street.

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

Exams

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Livin' the dream

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

A leap of faith.

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

A blessing in disguise.

Church Steeple Rocket

Praying.