Faith-based Salesman Pillows

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"I got it in the sales."

Seeing progression motivates.

Whatever works for you.

Church Restoration Fund.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

"Hallelujah!"

Honk if you're holy.

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."

'Of course I'm tired-it's no picnic selling baby elephants door to door y'know!'

Stethoscope

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist pump."

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

'More options!'

At home with the Pope.

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

The first attempt at stoning St. Stephen...

Growing Churches

'What if we don't change at all ... and something magical just happens?'