Fairytale Reenactor Pillows

'On waking, you found this gentleman molesting you. We know him miss, and he's charming by name, if not by nature.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Knight Golfing

Piracy on a boating lake

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Missing You.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Goddess

"But I use all of them!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

Gladstone ignoring Russian atrocities not suited to his party's political purposes

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

"Friend or foe?"

"Dad, it's Friday. Can I borrow the siege tower tonight?"