Fairytale Commentator Prints

The modern version.

A Fairytale Update

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Here be dragons.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Well, that one got away."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

The Frog Prince

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

"Name your sources."

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

Midnight Basketball

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

Rapunzcow