Fairy Tale Freshener Pillows

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations, became savvy consumers, the lived reasonably contented forever after'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Royal Love

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

A Creature WAS Stirring

The Echoes at Killarney

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Fairy tale

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

Sugar Plum Fairy

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

A big bloke dressed as a pink fairy

"Great Perfume!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Snap-Dragon-Fly

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"It's all yours now."

'Mom, instead of reading me my rights tonight, how about reading me a fairy tale.'

Cinderella

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

"My client would like to plead 'not guilty' to all three charges of damage to private property."

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

Fairy Queen